Guess who!?

Hint: rhymes with Smell McPerson

Balenciaga overload

Balenciaga blazer, shorts, belt & pumps at Louis Vuitton [ironically]

Marie-Amelie Sauve, the woman with the impossibly French name & head-to-toe Balenciaga.

Scene stealer

Highlights of The September Issue:

1. ALT playing tennis with every Louis Vuitton monogram accessory imaginable and a very bling-bling watch.

2. Shots of New York, Paris & [rainy] London

3. Grace Coddington.

Lowlights of The September Issue

1. They made fun of Testino!

Imitation the sincerest form of flattery?

"Imitation" Louis Vuitton heels @ Siren Shoes

I've never understood why people buy fake designer gear. Wandering through the markets on Patong beach was my idea of hell - I was worried that plasticky "Louis Vuitton" "bags" [note 2x inverted commas] would give me allergies.

This might sound stuck up and elitist, but I don't think it is. Why buy poorly made, generic fake items when you could spend your money trawling vintage shops? A leather bag that was made in the 70s and carefully looked after is more unique and of better quality than something picked up from Parklea Markets. If vintage isn't your thing, on-trend, quality purchases can be made at Jay Jays, Target, Sussan etc. Or my personal favourite - Cotton On [especially for underwear & basic wrap style tops].

Five more reasons not to buy fake designer gear:

1. Pleather. PVC is not leather.

2. Don't even get me started on trademark law...

3. Be honest with yourself - even if no one else knows it is fake - you will.

4. Louis Vuitton [real or fake] is generally overrated. Especially the Sprouse stuff, sorry. That said, there's a silky leopard/LV print scarf I've got my eye on. [No really...]

5. As I said in an earlier post, part of the joy of buying an investment piece is the experience of the purchase. Bartering a dodgy Thai stallholder out of 50 cents does not an experience make.